Dear Nutcase…
September 27, 2009
Dear Psychotic-Soon-to-be-ex-husband,
Yeah… that attempt you are making at blocking your number when calling me 30 times a day and at all hours of the night??? Not working. I’m still not answering the phone. I don’t answer the phone for ANY blocked number… especially at 2:30 am. Sorry things aren’t working out like you planned, but if you keep it up, I will call the cops… idiot. Oh, and those harassing and threatening text messages? I am sure they will enjoy those as well. Good job!
Give it up.
Hostilely, Me
What do you think?? Too direct?
Ohhhh and Happy Birthday to Me!! Yeah, I know it’s your birthday too, but this is the first one in 11 years that I have not allowed you to ruin for me!
October 31, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Ummm…no, I think that’s good! You could throw a nice “asshole” in there to spice it up a bit, but I think you’re headed in a good direction!